December 2009
While my sister was with my 3 year old niece, when she smelled something funny. Realizing it was a fart and it was not hers, the only perp was my niece. Usually, when we accuse her of farting, she denies it.
Achi: Did you fart Alecxi?
Alecxi: *looks at my sister* What? You crazy!
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REBLOG IF YOU DIDN'T ACTUALLY KNOW THAT LUIGI IS...
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“If you turn on the keypad volume on your cell phone and type 989797899897787987,...”
– (via fuckyeahthebeatles) The first time in months that my phone went on general mode, I did this. Ahh-maaa-zing.
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“Even Dumbo flew without his feathers.”
– Nolan Traynor, Simply Irresistable, 1999.
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"Second star to the right and straight on 'til...
Since after my birthday, people keep asking me how old I am. I say I’m 19 years old, like a knee-jerk reaction. I’m already 20 and I realize I wish I could say I’m only 10. I really don’t want to grow up yet.
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